because i can't access facebook at the moment.Today, I was walking around my friend's neighborhood, where I spotted two girls trying to flirt with a boy who looked a lot like Robert Pattinson by quoting Twilight. I interrupted them by tackling the boy from behind, screaming, "Cedric!". He turned around to see me and my Asian features, and hugged me back, screaming, "Cho!" I got his number. MLIA
Today, I had an interview about attending USC. As I sit down, I ask the interviewer, "So will the sorting hat select the housing or do I choose?" He gave me a stunned look and peered both ways before whispering, "Oh, so you're here for the REAL school." I think I know where I'm applying for college. MLIA
Today I was at the movies, on a date with a guy I discovered I really don't like. Seeing my disgust as he cracked gross jokes and asked me if I could pay for the tickets, the hot guy behind the counter charged me the kids price. He left me a note in my change that said, "ditch him and go to theatre 12". I did. Harry Potter 6 was playing, and a few minutes he came in with a giant box of Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans. Hello, soulmate. MLIA
Today, we got back our zoology tests so we could see our grades. One of the questions asked how we were supposed to tell the difference between a living animal and a dead animal. I couldn't remember the answer so I wrote "Poke it." Full credit was awarded. MLIA
Today, we got our essays handed back to us in English. The assignment was to write a five page paper on a book of our choice in which the characters were destroyed by love. Almost everyone wrote about Romeo and Juliet or Wuthering Heights. I wrote about Voldemort, and how his inability to love lead to his destruction. I was the only person who got above a 95%. MLIA
Today, I stopped at a traffic light. A homeless guy "pulled up" on the sidewalk next to my car, then "drove off" when it turned green. His sound effects were extremely impressive. MLIA.
Today, I went out on a date with a girl. I didn't know how to end the night so I high fived her. It wasn't awkward. MLIA.
Today, I was walking home and got really bored. I went up to a random house and rang the door bell. When they answered I yelled "Trick or Treat!". They gave me candy. I have a newfound faith in humanity. MLIA
Today, my dad and I were cooking dinner. I asked him why it was called Extra Virgin Olive Oil. He told me it was because it was less skanky than the other kind. I love my dad. MLIA.
Today, I was watching Spongebob. I asked my dad to turn it off and I went upstairs. When I came back down two hours later, I noticed he was watching Fairly Odd Parents. When he saw me, he changed the channel to Sports Center and acted like nothing had happened. MLIA.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. Little does she know, when we get married I sincerely want to take her last name. My name is Clark, her last name is Kent. Future Superman in the making. MLIA.
Today In Spanish, my teacher and I were practicing vocabulary. We were trying to think of a way to remember 'acostar', which means go to bed. She said well if you were a porn star, you a need a co-star to go to bed with. Problem solved. MLIA.
Today, my cell phone went off in calculus class. My teacher turned around and asked "Is that a cell phone?" Without missing a beat, some guy yelled out, "No, that's just me singing because I'm so happy about calculus! Doododoodododo!" my teacher was laughing so hard she forgot all about the phone. Thank you, random guy. MLIA
Today, I was babysitting when the girl said she wanted to watch a movie. It was my first time with the girl, so I brought out all the movies I thought she'd like, such as Hannah Montana, High School Musical etc. When she saw them, she glared at me, disappeared for a few minutes, and came back carrying all five Harry Potters in her arms. I know who I'm going to be babysitting from now on. MLIA.
Today, we got fancy new walkie-talkies at work. I started calling my boss Eagle One, which he didn't like, so he insisted that I call him Big Bird. My coworkers and I then proceeded to give ourselves Sesame Street-related code names. MLIA
Today, my friends and I went our to dinner and had a super hot waiter named Aslan. We all left him out numbers, but next to mine I put "For Narnia!" Guess which one of us he called? MLIA
Today, I arrived home to find my sister screaming at our dog. Apparently, the dog had completely destroyed her 'Twilight' book. The dogs name is Buffy. I laughed at the irony. MLIA
Today, I was in the grocery store and these two old guys (looked to be in their 60's) were talking with each other. As I walked by, I heard one of them say "You aught to go ahead and do it."
The other's quick reply? "I aught to go ahead and do your Mom." They snickered at each other. I laughed out loud. MLIA
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I really appreciate it!
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What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a fawn in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
I has a lemon!
Nice gallery
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What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a fawn in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
I has a lemon!
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...in bed.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
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...in bed.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
I don't want to offend if I get wrong
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"It's hard to hate someone you love."~Sano Seiichiro
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